Cutting a cup of chives every day until this Reddit says they’re perfect. Day 21

by F1exican

28 Comments

  1. DrCockandBallsMD

    What if it turns out that this guy is a paid shill for the chive lobby. 

  2. George W Bush would be proud.

    See you tomorrow chef.

  3. THE WORLD IS COLD, BETTA CHIVE UP, PADNAH

    ![gif](giphy|djlaPHq54z0skJ175d|downsized)

  4. Cultural-Ebb-1578

    Wake up honey, new chives just dropped

  5. i’ve never stepped foot in a commercial kitchen i’m just here for the chive guy

  6. Vanesspresso

    It takes 21 days to create a habit. You’ll be cutting these chives forever

  7. TheyCallMeBeans

    I’ve never been this early. Where the planes at?

    ![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8)

  8. alan_is_dead

    It’s the unofficial “seek and find” game in Reddit. When are you turning this into an app?

  9. QueenOfBrews

    Is it fucked that I had been obsessively checking for this post for an hour, and getting worried there were no chives yet?

  10. Challenge: everyone who has criticized OP in the last 21 posts must now make their own submission for judging.

    Any submission found with flawed chives gets a 30 day ban.

  11. One-Mud7175

    Man, I’ve gone from “because you’ve shown interest in a similar community” to “we will watch your career with great interest” real quick.
    Not gonna join the sub and this sees to be the only post I get daily but man am I invested.

  12. mrwrestling525

    Just wanna say and I know it has been said, these are great. You are just asking for perfection. The better you get the smaller the tube needs to be to be a tube. Good luck.

  13. CurlSagan

    Why are these chives in the shape of my mom and dad fighting?

  14. WitOfTheIrish

    Chef, as we pass the three week point, I think we need to aim for video at some point. We gotta see the technique and where these tubes are coming from.

    Extremely good effort today, but you have some wide pieces clearly from the large end of the chives, which feels crazy, because that’s where your cuts should start, and where everything should be easiest to get uniformity, as you have the product lined up, a clean board, and plenty for your off-hand to grip/steady. I gotta know where things are going wrong.

  15. cynical-mage

    Why are chives now a vital part of my evening reddit doom scrolling? The day is not complete until the chives have appeared 🤣🤣🤣

  16. Reasonable_Camp944

    Somehow this always pops up in the popular feed.

    Did they create a flair specifically on this sub for you ?